Fess Up Friday

Its Friday yet again.  Here are my latest confessions!

*I confess I have learned if you want a soda cold, put it over ice! Because when you open the freezer to find an exploded can, its not very fun to clean up!

*I confess my friend is so jealous of my awesome scrabble playing abilities, she has succumbed to making up words or telling everyone I cheat.  Poor thing, one day with lots of practice she might be half as good as I am!  LOL

*I confess i am ready for June to be here already! I won’t have to get up at 5:50am anymore.  My lovey comes home.  My kids go to their father’s house.  Which means I get alone time with my lovey!

*I confess I still hold my breath everytime I open my mailbox…but still no million dollar check!

*I confess the dryer bandit now owes me $138.52 in missing socks!

*I confess I believe Jenny is a Smurf!

*I confess I am in need of some major drinking therapy!

*I confess I would love to get 2 new tattoos.  Who wants to donate the cash?

*I confess I would marry my pedicurist if it meant I could get one everyday!

*I confess I do not miss the smell of baby poop!

*I confess Torque is going to get f’ed up by a little chichuahua.

Thats it for this week. Have a great weekend!

Do you have anything to confess?

Fess Up Friday

Its Friday yet again! So here it is…

* I confess my emotions have been like a yo yo this week. Mostly down than up though.

*I confess since my hubby has left to go to school, the weeks have been DRAGGING!

* I confess I think they should make nut-free peanut butter.  Since we found out my oldest son is allergic to nuts, it sucks when it comes  lunch time.  No more PB&J sandwiches.

*I confess zombies ARE REAL! The boys and my husband turn into them when they are playing video games. I believe I have even seen them drooling before.

*I confess next week is going to be crazy busy.  Maybe it will actually go by fast!

*I confess more than likely ,other than the early present I got yesterday from my 7 yr old, Mother’s Day will come and go with no acknowledgment.

*I confess I am always saying I need to win the lotto…guess I better start playing to actually have a chance.

*I confess today is one of those days I wish I did not have kids. Or at least I wish the hubby was home so i could get a “mommy time out”!

Thats about it for this week. Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and Happy Mother’s Day to all you mamas out there!

Dear Aunt Flo…

Everyone has that Aunt they love…well Aunt Flo is NOT one of them!

 

Dear Aunt Flo,

You have been visiting me for 20 years now. Every month you over stay your welcome as you hang around for a whole week! You just drop in whenever you want. Sometimes during the most inopportune times! You have a tendency to ruin events that were suppose to be fun.

Your visits make me exhausted. I get cranky and you frequently give me migraines! You are a strict pain in my uterus and back! Not to mention the weight I gain everytime you show up! There is nothing like an old hagged aunt to ruin your sex life while visiting! You require certain amenities while you are here. And quite frankly I am tired of buying them all the time!  They are expensive!

I am all grown up now! I don’t need you coming to visit me anymore.  So why don’t you pack your bags of all your rags and cottenballs and never come back! you really just need to dry up and die already!